If I send you a text and after…

zimmyix:

1 hour you don’t respond, I assume you are busy.

5 hours you don’t respond your phone is dead.

12 hours you are dead in a ditch somewhere.

24+ hours you hate me.

Never respond … Our friendship is over and I hate you until you do something nice to prove that you don’t hate me.

Irrational…yes. But it makes sense at the time.

(via devlinthegreat)

thrashturbate:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughtermelon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

this will never, ever, not be funny.

Slaughtermelon should be the name of metal band