1 hour you don’t respond, I assume you are busy.
5 hours you don’t respond your phone is dead.
12 hours you are dead in a ditch somewhere.
24+ hours you hate me.
Never respond … Our friendship is over and I hate you until you do something nice to prove that you don’t hate me.
Irrational…yes. But it makes sense at the time.
Photographer unknown, 1950s
the one on the left hello
so hot im actually crying
Oh god, feeling weezy
why dont boys look like this anymore wtf
yes omg ^
why did we go from this to baggy pants and snap backs?
hey there gentlemen
WHY!? Im obsessed with the dapper look. I live for it. It gives me life.
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughtermelon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
this will never, ever, not be funny.
Slaughtermelon should be the name of metal band